C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n
T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e
L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t
D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e
FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE
This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we are meth addicts
a fun night out for me is going to target
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.
restart your computer to install important upd-
hush little laptop don’t say a word
The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.
you can tell he’s just like
“i am 800% done with Target”
This gif wins the internet. I am DONE.
Oh shit.
BOYS
GIRLS DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOUR PANTS ARE HITTING THE GROUND
WE DONT NEED TO SEE WHAT UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING
WE DO NOT FIND IT ATTRACTIVE
PLEASE PULL YOUR PANTS UP
this has been a public service announcement
Oh the irony
what irony
your url is peetasboxers
oh
Things you do not have to feel guilty about
- Saying no sometimes
- Wanting to be alone sometimes
- Saying no to sex
- Saying yes to sex
- Not being sure about your life career
- Deciding to study instead of going out
- Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
- Ending a relationship that is hurting you
- Not liking the things everyone else likes
The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?
WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:
1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)
2 cups plain yogurt
1/2 container of cool whip.
Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.
SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.
the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night
except that you can do that
then press shift + F3
congratulations
WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
